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did that to my sister several year ago in a restaurant. Everyone there heard her tell me off not to do that!

Hahaha.... Brilliant... I showed my parents this, and they didn't get it, so apperently they didn't know the meaning of rock bottom, so here I found myself, trying to explain this really bad joke, hoping they'd get it, and I get stuck with parents who don't know what rock bottom is.........

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And I have my sarcastic face, packing sand of a beach!

Teacher: "Why do I hear people talking? Me in my head: "Because the sound waves of our voices travel through the air until it hits you let eardrum and causes it to vibrate, so you can hear the wonderful and intelligent things coming out of our mouths :)"

The moment you hear a weird noise in the house and you're so lazy, you think, "Meh, whatever. I had a good run."

"Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons"

"My idea of flirting is being as sarcastic as possible to see if you're up for a challenge. "