Soap for Hipsters - BEST SELLER! by Whiskey River Soap Co. | ''Smells just like your beard. Ah, hipsters. An almost completely passé concept at this point. But if we made a normcore soap, would it have to dress like Jerry Seinfeld? We swore off mom jeans back in the 80s. Soap for Hipsters is not for the hipster poser, btw. The rich scents of coffee, bacon and craft beer will waft from the bubbly lather and make you ... well, hungry is our guess.''