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26 Funny Sidewalk Signs That'll Restore Your Faith in Hilarity -

26 Funny Sidewalk Signs That'll Restore Your Faith in Hilarity

To get even MORE technical, pure alcohol is not a solution. However, alcoholic beverages (which is what I hope most of us are drinking) are solutions. Pure alcohol is not a solution, but beer is. Seems right to me.

Seldom Wright Design: love the skull-iness

My favorite thing about Kermit…

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Clearly, being good for goodness sake isn’t enough incentive. (submitted by Sofapizza)

Twin Gives the Finger on Santa's Lap: F**k you santa! This cute little girl and her twin sister are flipping the bird for their Christmas photo with Santa.

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Joe Biden Memes Are The Best Thing To Come Out Of This Election – 33 Pics

Joe Biden Memes Are The Best Thing To Come Out Of This Election – 33 Pics

LMFAO now I see whyyour eyes are always looking black.  That's methd up using jaydens ss check for drugs.  Don't steal shit go ey in my own shit own my own car and jaydens soon to know his dad

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

Ha!

Bought a new refrigerator with a water dispenser in the door. Now I just need to hook it up to my box of wine.

Being sarcastic at the wrong time - Minion Quotes

Yes! More than likely this will happen with me! Oh well . Who truly cares about me anyway!

Bill collector what! LoL

Next time a blocked number calls your cell, answer, "Charlie's whore house, you got the dough, we got the ho.

Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.

What sleep?I'm not Sleeping Beauty.I need my beauty sleep to be alert&healthy&have energy to do my things. There will be other men&opportunities desperados/Speedy Gonzalezes/hasty people. I'm not rushing into anything.

Lmao i laughed ti hard at this, but there is a right and wrong way to wear them

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This is something Perry and his friends could laugh about because on multiple occasions the Huey would be late and they would wait for an hour or two for it to come

Boss: "Why were you late for work?" Me: "I got attacked by a giant minion on my way here" :D