Vanity Fair article by Mark Bowden: "I spent a long, awkward weekend with Donald Trump in 1996, an experience I feel confident neither of us would like to repeat. He was like one of those characters in an 18th-century comedy meant to embody a particular flavor of human folly. Trump struck me as adolescent, hilariously ostentatious, arbitrary, unkind, profane, dishonest, loudly opinionated, & consistently wrong. He remains the most vain man I have ever met."
If you really want to get creative with your cookie cutter creations, use letters to spell your guests' names out of melon. They'll never mix up their drinks again! Click through for more on this and other summer watermelon hacks.