Explore Dad Mum, Cats Confess and more!

Explore related topics

"When my mum was making Dad's dinner, she left the roast lamb unattended and I helped myself. My mum cut off the bit I had eaten and served the rest to my Dad.(mum is vegetarian) he still doesn't know - this was yesterday!"

"When my mum was making Dad's dinner, she left the roast lamb unattended and I helped myself. My mum cut off the bit I had eaten and served the rest to my Dad.(mum is vegetarian) he still doesn't know - this was yesterday!"

"I sit and meow for food for ages, then when I get it, I sit back and watch the other cat eat my dinner"

"I sit and meow for food for ages, then when I get it, I sit back and watch the other cat eat my dinner"

"I walk up and down the piano at 4am!"

"I walk up and down the piano at 4am!"

"I like sitting on my dad's flowers because it is my mum who gets told off!"

"I like sitting on my dad's flowers because it is my mum who gets told off!"

"I lie in front of the TV when mum is trying to watch Strictly!"

"I lie in front of the TV when mum is trying to watch Strictly!"

"Ai found my mummy's kashmeer jummie, she sed it waz new but ai liked to make holes in it!"

"Ai found my mummy's kashmeer jummie, she sed it waz new but ai liked to make holes in it!"

"I wake my mum up at 4am for food and then don't eat it!"

"I wake my mum up at 4am for food and then don't eat it!"

"I like to vomit furballs in really hard to reach places (under the bookcase, behind the sofa), I have no shame!"

"I like to vomit furballs in really hard to reach places (under the bookcase, behind the sofa), I have no shame!"

"I may look very distinguished, but I'm a tramp. I go into my grumpy neighbour's house and find myself a comfy bed to sleep on upstairs. My Mum is scared to speak to the neighbour, she is soooo embarrassed."

"I may look very distinguished, but I'm a tramp. I go into my grumpy neighbour's house and find myself a comfy bed to sleep on upstairs. My Mum is scared to speak to the neighbour, she is soooo embarrassed."

Pinterest
Search