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"When my mum was making Dad's dinner, she left the roast lamb unattended and I helped myself. My mum cut off the bit I had eaten and served the rest to my Dad.(mum is vegetarian) he still doesn't know - this was yesterday!"

"When my mum was making Dad's dinner, she left the roast lamb unattended and I helped myself. My mum cut off the bit I had eaten and served the rest to my Dad.(mum is vegetarian) he still doesn't know - this was yesterday!"

"I lie in front of the TV when mum is trying to watch Strictly!"

"I lie in front of the TV when mum is trying to watch Strictly!"

"I wake my mum up at 4am for food and then don't eat it!"

"I wake my mum up at 4am for food and then don't eat it!"

"I bring in live mice and leave them in the bedroom for my mum (to tread on)!"

"I bring in live mice and leave them in the bedroom for my mum (to tread on)!"

"I like sitting on my dad's flowers because it is my mum who gets told off!"

"I like sitting on my dad's flowers because it is my mum who gets told off!"

"We hog the bed at bedtime"

"We hog the bed at bedtime"

"I love to surprise my humans with a freshly caught mouse that I present to them at 4am in their bed!"

"I love to surprise my humans with a freshly caught mouse that I present to them at 4am in their bed!"

School is the bane of my existence...it's the same here as in the comic...people don't listen when I correct them and most of the teachers are the same way.......(sigh) life sucks

School is the bane of my existence...it's the same here as in the comic...people don't listen when I correct them and most of the teachers are the same way.......(sigh) life sucks

"I walk up and down the piano at 4am!"

"I walk up and down the piano at 4am!"

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