My daughter had her first date. The guy lied and bragged about taking her virginity. She then told everyone he got her pregnant. Guess who admitted his lie FAST? I'm so proud of my girl!
Number one is a lie so thus the message is incorrect. If it was a truth is would mean she hate bacon but it is a lie so she acually likes bacon. With the last text it says why do u hate bacon! Well she doesn't cause that was a lie.
So if I am eating something crunchy i sound so loud so i have to turn the volume up by like 50 jk like 20
Someone from Charlotte, North Carolina, US posted a whisper, which reads "I told my mom I got pregnant yesterday as an April fools joke. She flipped out until she realized I was a guy.
Funny Minion Quote About Angry Women
Post-It War Between Two Office Buildings Ends With Epic Finale, dude this is awesome!
My GF and I had sex at her place with her parents home. So I left her place and got home and I had a text from her dad that said "next time after you guys have sex make sure my daughters shirt is actually right side out" I'm mortified
Someone from Missouri posted a whisper, which reads "If your pockets stick out the bottom, they're too short.
Last night I was having a Disney marathon and I ordered pizza. The delivery guy was crying because his girlfriend broke up with him, so I invited him in and all night we stayed up watching movies.