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Or maybe a Teddy Bear ... Not one of those big carnival Teddy Bears ... But definitely a Teddy Ruxpin ... I would fuck that little bear up for you.

Me: honestly I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Friend: you sleep with a teddybear. Me: he's my SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

from Etsy

5x7 I Just Ate My Willpower Cheery Green

by persimmonandpink

from Berry

Morning coffee (39 photos)

So true!

from Etsy

Keep Calm and Carry On / Funny Spin Off Quote / DIGITAL Typography Poster


Hilarious...mean but hilarious. I know from experience.

Not only would I catch a grenade for you, but i'd throw that shit back. Nobody throws a grenade at you and gets away with it