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Craig Mazin is a somewhat famous screenwriter and director (he wrote The Hangover parts II and II and some of the Scary Movies), and, more importantly for our purposes, was freshman roommates with Cruz at Princeton. It was an experience that Mazin found deeply scarring; so much so that as Cruz’s political star has risen, Mazin has been moved time and again to comment on what a fucking asshole he thinks the Senator is.

Anyone but Ted Cruz "Anyone but Cruz: That’s the leitmotif of his life, stretching back to college at Princeton. His freshman roommate, Craig Mazin, told Patricia Murphy of The Daily Beast: “I would rather have anybody else be the president of the United States. Anyone. I would rather pick somebody from the phone book.”

Watch A Bunch of Famous People Encourage You Not To Vote For Trump

Yes. Every time Sara Palin, Michele Bachman, Ted Cruz and the rest of those Lunatic Teabags open their mouths....I wonder who the hell ties your shoes!