hey - hey I just picked up the car. I am gonna oil your ass up at 7 so be ready! - I always knew you wanted me - lol shut the fuck up man. pick you up. phone prob - whatever. just be gentle with me honey
guess what!I did it! I took your sex tips and lost my v-cardWOW.thats my boy! Im very proud of you. Now get home quick so you can share a beer with me! So how was it?It was AWESOME.but when does my ass stop hurting?