Not the most flattering article on Him, but the April 1st connection. Honestly, you all know He's really a sweetheart, right? I'd never serve a God I didn't love and trust, and He has let me down or hurt me in ever.
"Steve, did I ever tell you about the time I revealed my secret identity?" "Yes Tony, about a million-" "Hoo boy, did the press sure go crazy. I was the new big 'thing'." "Suurree Tony. That's greeeaaattt."