Not the most flattering article on Him, but the April 1st connection. Honestly, you all know He's really a sweetheart, right? I'd never serve a God I didn't love and trust, and He has let me down or hurt me in ever.
"Let's see... I should get milk. Maybe Nat will let me get chocolate milk this time! Okay, what else? Did I eat that last banana this morning? Oh wait...I was under evil hypnosis this morning. Anyway, milk, bananas, cookies, birdseed, toilet paper, socks...socks are cool. I could use some more socks.