I am a Mgr. at a Casino Hotel and someone actually called once and asked the Hotel Clerk if we had bathrooms in our hotel rooms. I told the Hotel Clerk she should have said "No, we have outhouses out back!"
"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of the telescope, which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." Dr Seuss