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Definition of pin-ter-est (n): So sad, so true, so LOL!

I am Fluent in Three Languages ... English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

I am fluent in three languages.English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. Funny Sayings and Pictures: The Languages I Speak ('Funny Status')

Primal screaming was /is a recognized therapy

Therapy helps…but screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper! on LOL Zombie's Funny Pictures

i always thought i was the one doing the ignoring... must be mutual with some people...

Thanks for pretending not to see me...

Too damn funny.sometimes you don't feel the same and it's SO funny to watch the other person "pretend" not to see you!

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Unfortunately the house usually looks better than me. (just not enough time & my husband is more concerned with the house looking good)

funny,

I Found the Vodka It Was Hiding in the Orange Juice Funny Plastic Sign Wall Sign

 Sooo classic. Love a woman who says the things every one questions in their mind.

I love you, Betty White. My hero. I wanna be Betty White when I grow up Betty should be the ambassador for the Internet

self proclaimed bitch

Large selection of Funny Tin Signs and Sayings ready to hang for fun wall decor for ideas for home or business. Add to your room a few funny tin signs or classic saying with a retro look.

If you say 'I seen...' then I'll go ahead and assume that sentence will never be finished with 'the inside of a book.'

If you say 'I seen...' then I'll go ahead and assume that sentence will never be finished with 'the inside of a book.'

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