Thank you so much for taking the time to place the new toilet paper roll on top of the empty old one...said no wife ever!

Thank you so much for taking the time to place the new toilet paper roll on top of the empty old one...said no wife ever!

If teachers were honest with report card comments: Jimmy  continues to be a shit. I would like him to stop being a shit. Please work out your shit so he is not a shit. Oh, and don't forget to read. #Humor

If teachers were honest with report card comments: Jimmy continues to be a shit. I would like him to stop being a shit. Please work out your shit so he is not a shit. Oh, and don't forget to read. #Humor

It's always amazed me that in every household there's only one person that can replace the empty toilet paper roll.

It's always amazed me that in every household there's only one person that can replace the empty toilet paper roll.

I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

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