Ok ok wait.....OMG THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE! So the Velociraptor has escaped from Jurassic park and stole the weapon from one of the guards. He then jumped on the sharks back so he could swim to freedom! But uh....yeah. That water was photoshopped. :D
I LOVE some of these. But as for the one that says, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days without dying," this person distrusts all women, and I would like to change it to, "Never mess with anything that bleeds for a week without dying."