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I AM VERY GOOD AT FUCKING UP....I THINK THATS ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO!!! I FOR SURE HAVE IT MASTERED!!!

Dear Santa! Ive been good all year! Okay most of the time. Once in a while. Screw it.... I'll buy my own crap.

California... try living here with these loony liberals. It's worst than you even think!

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