"Tips for setting up a Kitchen Command Center" So it isn't immediately or obviously funny until you ask yourself, "Envelopes? Postage stamps? Address labels? CHECKS....like, needing a pen to paper register? What year is it?!"
16. Kitchen Command Center: It’s easy to let the bills and papers overrun the kitchen counter. Keep your family straight and your counter clear with an easy-to-see calendar and some file folders. (via Achieving Creative Order) | 20 Super Smart Ways to Organize Your Kitchen via Brit + Co.