Orlando Bloom, Dear one, crazy fan mail isn't funny. A board about a zombie apocolypse is. If women think they own this man. I will send in my agents. Who are not nice. As he is gorgeous. Also he has rabies and he's a vampire. Meaning he's immortal. So don't fuck with his heart Disney. I know you sold out. We all know. Trust me. Disneyworld is not the safeset place to go. Those of us who know just know.