"Hetersexual Life Partner" is what I say. I could only say "Frouple" if I were wearing a sweater vest and holding a glass of cognac. "Truly, I say, Mitzy and Bunny are such an adorable 'frouple,' don't you think Oliver?
Help little Timmy understand the concept of doing hard time by reading him "The Night Dad Went To Jail". This informative children's book will teach kids the life changes they can expect after daddy gets sent off to federal pound me in the ass prison.