I found out the hard way, you can't just try and be someone your not to just fit in, as long as you be yourself there will always be people like you, you just have to find them, and if am glad I did because if I didn't search then I wouldn't have my best friends I care so much about! :p
Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes).