Lu:guin. Ran into a crotchety old witch around age 11 and got on her bad side (long story) and was cursed with having the form of an eleven-year-old for life. He's actually 28. He has thin patience and a very dirty mouth. It's actually really amusing having people react when they see an innocent-looking child curse and drink like a sailor X) He's true neutral in the war, he doesn't want anything to do with it but he plays a bit of both sides when it's demanded of him.