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{junk in the trunk}... Attach an empty rectangle tissue box around the waist and fill it with 8 ping pong balls. Contestant must shake their rump to get all the balls out in 60 seconds.

"(..)All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. (..)” -Tina Fey.