Andy: Now look Opie, Horatio is not the only needy boy... Son, uh, didn't you ever give anybody anything just for the pleasure of it. Something you didn't want anything in return for? Opie: Sure, just yesterday I gave my friend Jimmy something. Andy: Now that's fine. What'd you give him? Opie: A sock in the head. Andy: I meant charity. Opie: I didn't charge him nothing for it. Andy: I meant something for the joy of giving. Opie: I enjoyed it.