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So keeping this on hand for later use! I'd also like to add "twat" to the middle column. That way I can call someone a "dick-nose twat waffle." It just rolls off the tongue, don't'cha think? Also, one time - in a fit of road rage - my dad called someone an "ass maggot." He then looked at me and was like, "Did I just say... 'Ass... Maggot?'" And to this day, we commonly refer to rude people as such.