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He went to buy a guard dog, but his wife was angry when he... | Dog jokes, Funny long jokes, Jokes
an elephant saying that people decide that they need a guard dog
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He went to buy a guard dog, but his wife was angry when he...

So the guy goes to a pet shop and says to one of the employees, “I need a guard dog to protect my apartment” The employee responds, “I have the perfect dog for you”, she then showed him a chihuahua. The man was not impressed and said, “I need a dog that can guard our house and fend off...
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