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I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch and I own that shit like a motherfucker.

I don't pretend to be something I'm not, I know I'm a bitch, & I own that shit like a motherfucker.

Shoepidity: The act of wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good. | Reminders Ecard

Shoepidity: The act of wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good. Hahah Lynette we are SO guilty of this!

lol so true

This is me : ) If I really like you, I'll be sarcastic and tease you relentlessly. If I don't like you, I'll be very polite and pleasant. I think I may have somehow gotten this backwards.

I don't really know what's going on with you right now but...

My feelings right now exactly.This definitely reminds me of somebody!

Bahaaa! The fuck you lookin' at?

Whatchu mean "the fuck you lookin at?" Obviously i'm lookin at the shit you feastin on!

~ I hate that moment when you're tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like, ' Just Kidding.'

~ I hate that moment when you're tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like, 'Just Kidding.' ~ (Every night.

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Celeb Breakup Quotes - If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.

I am uncoordinated

story of my life: I am uncoordinated.therefore .no, I have no idea where that bruise came from.

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