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Well, at least we know which species will take our place. And you all thought it was going to be the monkeys. Silly peoples.

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I want a closed casket funeral. However, towards the end of the service, please have the organist play " Pop goes the weasel " over and over until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with silent horrified anticipation.