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So I heard my boss at work say this today: "Unless it's a pregnancy test, take your negativity somewhere else!" I couldn't stop laughing!

So apparently the numbers on the toaster are minutes? For the last 24 years I thought it was different levels of toastyness.

i fucking can't. why would you say that i try so hard so fucking hard to be who i was before even though i don't even know who i was but I'm trying to be better i can't just wave a fucking wand and be better why would you say that... fuck. ~kat

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

If anyone should ask you how many cups of coffee you've had today

Someone from Stafford, Virginia, US posted a whisper, which reads "On our first date, I'll carve our Initials into a tree; it's the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife."

Weird Print, Wall Art, Typography Poster, Black and White, I Am not Weird I Am Limited Edition