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hahaha.. @Lauren Manolovich... we have to tell this to sam and devan!

"I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination." Don't let anyone tell you (and your sexy imagination) otherwise.

Almost Always

I'm sorry for the potty word but this is what I hear when someone texts me "K." So funny!

Me. Very much me.

Funny pictures about I'm going to hell. Oh, and cool pics about I'm going to hell. Also, I'm going to hell.

Oh you already know that.

It’s not that I’m horny all the time. It’s just that you’re always f*cking sexy.


Why 2014 Is Going To Be Awesome!

Funny pictures about I pretend to be normal. Oh, and cool pics about I pretend to be normal. Also, I pretend to be normal.

Week one of my semester has gone outstandingly well. I think I'll crawl into a hole and die now.

Didn't give a fuck yesterday; don't give a fuck today; probably won't give a fuck tomorrow / quotes / wise words

Yep. #relatable

"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit" yup this is me

I should print this one.

There's no need to repeat yourself I ignored you just fine the first time! Lol I definitely work with people this applies to!

Oh they already doo... And look at me with pleasure...lol

I swear to you, I won't stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name - a sex quote I thought very romantic!