**** Very comprehensive. But wait, there's more! NAZISM: You have two cows. The State takes both and shoots you. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. (Cont. below)
Perform superhuman feats with tremendous ease by strapping on a pair of bionic boots. Once you put on these high tech boots, your physical capacity greatly increases by allowing you to travel at accelerated speeds with maximum agility and efficiency.
Stick-N-Find Bluetooth Tracking Stickers: The StickNFind works by placing a small Bluetooth sticker onto a remote, pet's collar, or even your child's backpack. You can then use your iPhone or Android device to locate the item, causing it to vibrate and light up. @Diane Isla