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Mozart wrote his first symphony at age 8. I'm 20 years of age and just rehearsed 5 times what I'm going to say at the drive through.
Have you ever just sat down somewhere and secretly hoped that someone will notice you?
Guys think they have been tricked when they see a girl without make-up, I'm sorry but I don't want to date someone who is dumb enough to think I have gold eyelids
I was babysitting 10 kids and at one point I searched frantically for 20 minutes because I had only counted 9. I was holding the 10th child the entire time.
On my grandma's side, we're related to Princess Diana. On my granddaddy's side, our ancestors were kicked out of England for planning to assassinate the royal family. This explains so much about my family....
I was trying to avoid eye contact with a police officer while walking and ran straight into a tree branch. I can still hear him laughing behind me.
Who takes out their head phone and listens to it to make sure the music isn't loud enough for everyone to hear?
I'm a middle school teacher, and sometimes I organize my seating chart based on who I think would make cute couples.
I left class to "go to the bathroom." But I never said which bathroom. So I'm going to the one at home.
Today at the grocery with my daughter someone asked "is she yours" I responded proudly "no I just found her in the parking lot at Applebee's last week"
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