"I hope a bird shits on your face today." This seriously made me have a giggle fit.
Every Bazinga from The Big Bang Theory (series 1 to 4)
la la love you
don't look back you're not going that way
I think I might need to put this on my mirror to see it every day...or at least on those weeks where doubt seeps in more than usual...
The perfect response
I love this!