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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not For You
I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. It's just that my standards are very high and most people just don't make the cut.
Sometimes my workouts are so strenuous that I reward myself by taking a year or two off.
Sometimes my workouts are so strenuous that I reward myself by taking a year or two off.
I only eat the entire pint of ice cream in one sitting so I won't be tempted to eat ice cream later.
I only eat the entire pint of ice cream in one sitting so I won't be tempted to eat ice cream later.
Sometimes my workouts are so strenuous that I reward myself by taking a year or two off.
Sometimes my workouts are so strenuous that I reward myself by taking a year or two off.
I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.
Things that make me laugh.