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I had the highest of hopes ALIEN: COVENANT would be a sublime movie to make up for it’s predecessor’s shite but sadly it is too close to more of the same.Full diatribe, I mean review, is now up on Salty Popcorn.http://saltypopcorn.com.au/alien-covenant-review/

I had the highest of hopes ALIEN: COVENANT would be a sublime movie to make up for it’s predecessor’s shite but sadly it is too close to more of the same.Full diatribe, I mean review, is now up on Salty Popcorn.http://saltypopcorn.com.au/alien-covenant-review/

The story of JASPER JONES is a masterpiece, Craig Silvey​'s novel is one of Australia’s greatest. If you haven’t read the book you will love this movie. Sadly for me the movie hits some fine high notes at the heart of the story but wasn’t the cinematic symphony this story deserved. Get thee to the cinema and see it for yourself. Out this Thursday March 2nd in Australia from Madman Films​. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/jasper-jones/

The story of JASPER JONES is a masterpiece, Craig Silvey​'s novel is one of Australia’s greatest. If you haven’t read the book you will love this movie. Sadly for me the movie hits some fine high notes at the heart of the story but wasn’t the cinematic symphony this story deserved. Get thee to the cinema and see it for yourself. Out this Thursday March 2nd in Australia from Madman Films​. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/jasper-jones/

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES gives the Pirates Quintuplet a fond closure and a fun rollicking send off. Rønning and Sandberg do a decent effort directing to the Disney Pirates template. Clickety click for the full review now up on Salty. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-review/

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES gives the Pirates Quintuplet a fond closure and a fun rollicking send off. Rønning and Sandberg do a decent effort directing to the Disney Pirates template. Clickety click for the full review now up on Salty. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-men-tell-no-tales-review/

BAYWATCH is a messy stinky juvenile toilet trash movie that fails impressively. It has some occasional hilarity that is let down by dick and boob “jokes.” The Rock can do no wrong however and there is some decent eye candy to keep you in your seat. Full review is up now on Salty Popcorn. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/baywatch-review/

BAYWATCH is a messy stinky juvenile toilet trash movie that fails impressively. It has some occasional hilarity that is let down by dick and boob “jokes.” The Rock can do no wrong however and there is some decent eye candy to keep you in your seat. Full review is up now on Salty Popcorn. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/baywatch-review/

Each to their own, I suppose, but I judge everyone who dislikes KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD. It’s a high octane Ritchie rock and roll testosterone packed gamers fantasy wet dream and I loved it. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/king-arthur-legend-of-the-sword-review/

Each to their own, I suppose, but I judge everyone who dislikes KING ARTHUR: LEGEND OF THE SWORD. It’s a high octane Ritchie rock and roll testosterone packed gamers fantasy wet dream and I loved it. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/king-arthur-legend-of-the-sword-review/

If you loved #JOHNWICK you are going to jizz at JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2. A perfect instalment in the trilogy that gives you everything you want in a JOHN WICK movie. Out Thursday in Australia. Cannot wait for Chapter 3!!! http://saltypopcorn.com.au/john-wick-chapter-2-review/

If you loved #JOHNWICK you are going to jizz at JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2. A perfect instalment in the trilogy that gives you everything you want in a JOHN WICK movie. Out Thursday in Australia. Cannot wait for Chapter 3!!! http://saltypopcorn.com.au/john-wick-chapter-2-review/

A BAG OF MARBLES will make my Top 20 films of 2017. I am surprised this is not showing in more places. It is a remarkable tale of survival and a brilliant addition to the heartbreaking but needed World War 2 movie canon. Out now in Australia on a criminally limited release from Umbrella Films. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/a-bag-of-marbles-review/

A BAG OF MARBLES will make my Top 20 films of 2017. I am surprised this is not showing in more places. It is a remarkable tale of survival and a brilliant addition to the heartbreaking but needed World War 2 movie canon. Out now in Australia on a criminally limited release from Umbrella Films. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/a-bag-of-marbles-review/

I highly recommend this little surprise movie. EMO THE MUSICAL is clever and it made me cry with laughter. If you are highly religious you will find this offensive and if a serious dark emo necromancer wanna-be you may actually laugh, ruining everything. See it for the songs and the humor and for it’s light-hearted nature. I would go as far as saying good for the whole family. Full review is now up on Salty Popcorn.http://saltypopcorn.com.au/emo-the-musical/

I highly recommend this little surprise movie. EMO THE MUSICAL is clever and it made me cry with laughter. If you are highly religious you will find this offensive and if a serious dark emo necromancer wanna-be you may actually laugh, ruining everything. See it for the songs and the humor and for it’s light-hearted nature. I would go as far as saying good for the whole family. Full review is now up on Salty Popcorn.http://saltypopcorn.com.au/emo-the-musical/

#GETOUT is my favourite movie of 2017 (so far). A post-modernitistic cerebral horror made for the current U.S. climate on a limited budget with sublime results. Out Thur May 4 in Australia from Universal Pictures Australia​. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/get-out/

#GETOUT is my favourite movie of 2017 (so far). A post-modernitistic cerebral horror made for the current U.S. climate on a limited budget with sublime results. Out Thur May 4 in Australia from Universal Pictures Australia​. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/get-out/

In real life, the story of THE ZOOKEEPER'S WIFE is an impressive, courageous act that no doubt saved dozens of lives, but when put on film, it doesn’t make for an interesting watch. Making an uneventful WW2 film with Jessica Chastain in the starring role is no easy feat, yet here we are. Kernel Jack​ reviews this one. Out Thursday 4th in Australia. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/the-zookeepers-wife/

In real life, the story of THE ZOOKEEPER'S WIFE is an impressive, courageous act that no doubt saved dozens of lives, but when put on film, it doesn’t make for an interesting watch. Making an uneventful WW2 film with Jessica Chastain in the starring role is no easy feat, yet here we are. Kernel Jack​ reviews this one. Out Thursday 4th in Australia. http://saltypopcorn.com.au/the-zookeepers-wife/

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