What Have You
OK, what have you broken now, Patricia Puddle?
Stop sitting around drinking coffee, Patricia Puddle! Get on with your writing!
Who the heck do you think you are, Patricia Puddle, a model? For you anyway!
Don't bother trying to look innocent, Patricia Puddle! You've done something daft!
Ok, Patricia Puddle, your eyes are a dead give away!
You're Supposed to Look Into the Camera, Patricia Puddle! Not at the ground. You look daft!
What are you doing, Patricia Puddle? A Resting Bitch Face?
Patricia Puddle, You're so vain, you get the waiter to take your photo.
Patricia Puddle's Brat Face when she can't have her own way!
The sign says 'Please Don't Touch Elvis', Patricia Puddle! So why are you pinching his butt?
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